Qoutes/Signatures/Avatars

Post the funnies/best qoutes/signatures/avatars you've seen here!

your avatar. lol.

Quote :

You kill 6 people in UT it's "Monster kill", In Q3 it's "Excellent", in CS it's "Kicked by console"

"The only thing I liked about you is your mom"

hahahaha. your mama is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store, and starved to death. lol

I found these:

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...

HAHAHAHHAHA i've never heard those before.

Some Windows jokes

• Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
  
• Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
  Helpdesk: Yes...
  Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
  Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
  
• Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
  
• Windows95 - Plug and pray...
  
• If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
  
• Windows NT - Nice Try
  
• The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
  

(Not intended to be offensive; I'm a Windows user myself)

lol where do you get all these windows jokes? lol

Google there's TONS of 'em

Here's more:

• Windows95:
  
• Windows95 - Plug and pray...
  
• Windows95 is out! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
  
• Windows95 - New look, same multicrashing
  
• Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading
  
• Windows95 - Every function is a restart function...
  
• Windows95 does really have preemptive Multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.
  
• Windows95 - crash compatible on Windows 3.x
  
• Windows NT:
  
• Windows NT - Nice Try
  
• Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty
  
• Windows - Just another pain in the glass
  
• Windows - Turn your Pentium into an XT...
  
• Windows - The Gates of hell
  
• Windows - The colorful clown suit for DOS
  
• Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN!
  
• Windows - a virus with mouse support
  
• Windows - a solitaire game that requires 16 MB and HD
  
• Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!
  
• Windows - a XT emulator for an AT
  
• Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy
  
• Windows vs OS/2 = Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson
  
• Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done
  
• Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once
  
• Windows found - remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K
  
• Windows has the ability to screw up 2 things at the same time!
  
• If Windows sucked it would be good for something
  
• If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
  
• If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!
  
• Error #005 - Windows loading, come back tomorrow
  
• Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
  
• Error #478 - Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
  
• DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
  
• DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell
  
• The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
  
• The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass...")
  
• "Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate"
  
• Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows
  
• Alt-F4. Just do it.
  
• OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,Y]"
  
• Double your drive-space: delete Windows!
  
• Favorite Windoze game: "Guess what this icon does?"
  
• Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question and "No" is the answer!
  
• Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house
  
• Microsoft's marketing: "Windows is SEMI-shareware"
  
• Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
  
• Have you crashed your Windows today?
  
• Some windows were made to be broken
  
• This is an airconditioned room - do not open windows !
  
• This is an airconditioned room - do not open windows!
  
• Relax... you are entering a windows free zone
  
• OS/2... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates
  
• New from McAfee: WinScan - Removes all Windows programs
  
• New Windows 4.0: programmed in Turbo Logo++
  
• My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows
  
• If Windows 95 doesn't start shipping soon, it might be Curtains 95.
  
• Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
  
• I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
  
• I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
  
• I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows
  
• Father, forgive me, I've been caught using Windows...
  
• Exhibitionists love Windows
  
• Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.
  
• Despite my car having windows, it still isn't mouse driven!
  
• Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS!"
  
• Bugs come in through open Windows
  
• Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
  
• Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows!
  
• A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
  
• Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x
  
• Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows
  
• Newsflash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows
  
• Time on your hands? Get Windows!
  
• Hiroshima '45 - Tschenobyl '86 - Windows '95
  
• Does someone know the cheats for Windows95?
  
• What's the best of Windows95? The deinstaller!
  
• Why is the Pentium 167 so fast? - It's for booting faster, if Windows crashed again.
  
• What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft? - One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
  
• How do Microsoft employees exchange a bulb? Not at all... They/Bill Gates declare(s) darkness as a standard.
  
• How many Windows PC owners does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, as long as you explain it's Plug'n'Play... they get confused if it doesn't come with a driver disk...
  
• Help! There are Windows everywhere! In my car, my house
  
• Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
  
• Mouse not present - click twice to continue...
  
• Who the fuck is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk?
  
• What's the difference between windows '95 and highly destructive unstoppable virus? About 90 Megs of hard disk space.
  

[list][*]This is the internet, men are men, women are men, and 12 year old girls are FBI agents.
Luckily none of the parties I've been to have been busted while I was there. The new years eve party got busted right after I left XD.

No signature for you to read! now move along folks...

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hahahhaha. K so after i took a screen shot and got that mess flipped over and flipped horizontally i could read it. how did that get turned? is it a picture? anyways i love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. i watch it on nick at night every morning. lol.
oh right a Signature

"I am the real slayer 64"

who's signature is this?